The new Apple iPad mini (a dream)


The new Apple iPad Mini is shaped exactly like a VHS tape, with a small 3.5 inch IDS LCD display in the middle where you might label the tape “Seinfeld”. Instead of video tape inside, lift up the side panel to reveal an audio cassette tape reader: just insert your old Metallica tape and it can rip it straight to iTunes. It comes in a convenient clear blister pack, and the entire iPad mini is constructed of textured black injection molded plastic. The vestigial tape spindle rotors spin but do nothing.

Apple enthusiasts expressed “disappointment”, but lined up at Apple stores to purchase the new iPad mini anyway.

Apple stock fell precipitously on news of the blunder. The tech press has blamed new Apple CEO Tim Cook.

Actual dream I had.


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